Give President Trump a herbal advice

Give President Trump a herbal advice::
Huangqi, Danggui, Chuanqiong, Taoren, Honghua, Dilong, Chaihu, Huangqin, Huanglian, Yujin, Gentiana, Guizhi, Baishao, Fuling, Atractylodes macrocephala, Ginger, and Roasted Licorice.
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Trump has yellow face, eye bags, and spleen yang deficiency. He uses "Poria, Atractylodes macrocephala, ginger, and roasted liquorice" to strengthen his spleen and stomach. The spleen and stomach are solid, and his qi and blood are sufficient. He has blood clots on his arms, and his heart yang is weak. "Chuan Qiu, peach kernel, safflower, earthworm, and peony" promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. "Gui Zhi ,liquorice" strengthens the heart yang. Gui zhi can dredge the blood in his limbs, and use peony to return to the veins to relieve heart pressure. Trump may have taken a lot of antihypertensive drugs, and used "Bupleurum, Coptis, scutellaria baicalendula, turmeric, and gentian" to calm the liver and detoxify, and "Coptis chinensis, scutellaria baicalensis, ginger, astragalus membranaceus and roasted liquorice" can regulate blood sugar, and Trump is sure to have high blood sugar; "astragalus membranaceus and angelica sinensis" can supplement his qi and blood. The whole prescription takes both attack and defense into consideration, and will not cause stroke due to hypertension. If Trump urinates frequently and urinates white, you can add aconite.

给川普总统开个建议方： 黄芪、当归、川穹、桃仁、红花、地龙、柴胡、黄芩、黄连、郁金、龙胆草、桂枝、白芍、茯苓、白术、生姜、炙甘草。

为什么要这样开呢？ 川普面黄，有眼袋，脾阳虚症，用“茯苓、白术、生姜、炙甘草"固他的脾胃之本，脾胃固，气血足；手臂有淤血块，心阳衰，”川穹、桃仁、红花、地龙、芍药”活血化瘀，“桂枝炙甘草”强心阳，桂枝可以把血液疏导四肢，用芍药回静脉，缓解心脏压力；川普可能吃了大量的降压药，用“柴胡、黄连，黄芩、郁金、龙胆草”，来疏肝解毒，而且“黄连、黄芩、生姜，黄芪、炙甘草”可以调理血糖，川普肯定高血糖；“黄芪、当归”来补他的气血。整个方子，攻防兼顾，不会由于高血压发生中风。如果川普的小便频繁，尿白，可以加炮附子。